Another post

April 2, 2020

Another post

April 2, 2020

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Really? Did nothing cancel? First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Steve Holt! There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.  Marry me.

Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

  1. Michael!
  2. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
  3. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

Whoa, this guy’s straight?

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Michael! There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

  • I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
  • It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life.
  • Marry me.

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’

I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Across from where? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I hear the jury’s still out on science. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

I hear the jury’s still out on science. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. We just call it a sausage. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

I hear the jury’s still out on science. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore? Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. That’s why you always leave a note!

It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. That’s why you always leave a note!

Whoa, this guy’s straight? I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I’ve opened a door here that I regret. I’m half machine. I’m a monster.

I care deeply for nature. Michael! Guy’s a pro. I’m afraid I just blue myself. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Whoa, this guy’s straight? First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.

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